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 14:28 | 5/Sep/2007
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.**********2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.**********3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. ********** 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.**********5. Go for the younger man. Yo... more...
 10:12 | 3/Sep/2007
English v/s Hindi
How wud sum common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for fun :-)Have a nice day!  ---- Achcha din lo! What's up?  ----- Uppar kya hai?You're kidding! ----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!Don't kid me! ----- Mera bachcha mat banaao! Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? Cool man! ----- Thandaa aadmi! Check this out, man! ----... more...
 10:09 | 3/Sep/2007
Marital Woes
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. *********         Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. *********         Why do couples ho... more...
 09:47 | 27/Aug/2007
Men vs. Women
What is the difference between men and women? 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.*******2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. *******3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 f... more...
 11:10 | 26/Jul/2007
10 PRINCIPLES
Stop and ask yourself today, "How do I really feel about myself? "  Before you answer read these ten principles. Better yet, keep them before you daily.(1)  Never think or speak negatively about yourself; that puts you in disagreement with God.(2)  Meditate on your God-given strengths and learn to encourage yourself, for much of the time nobody els... more...
 09:36 | 21/Jul/2007
Grant Me One Wish..
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to hawaii so I can drive over anytime I wan... more...
 09:35 | 20/Jul/2007
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
 A couple drove down a country road for several miles,Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"  "Yep ," the wife replied, "In-laws."    ************ ****WORDS A husb... more...
 10:21 | 26/Jun/2007
LabOr pain
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden. The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on ... more...
 10:34 | 18/Apr/2007
Who needs prayers ?
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem . I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"  "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them... more...
 10:26 | 18/Apr/2007
Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!" 5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I hav... more...
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 Vikas Vij | 02:38 | 24/Nov/2007
Friends: (505)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Everything
Har shaakh pey ulloo baithha hai...
About four years ago, the then Defence Minister of India, George Fernandes, who was on an official visit to Washington, was "strip-searched" by the U.S. security at the airport. In response, the usually thunderous Fernandes behaved like a scared puppy, and stomached his humiliation quietly without telling a soul. A year later, Strobe Talbott, the f...  more...
 Kush A | 20:53 | 12/Dec/2007
Friends: (184)  | City: Mysore  | Interests: Football, books, ...
Poetry at the iLand
My fave poems at the iland. Poems by: Indigo Iris, Friendly Ghost, ZEUS ZEUS and one by yours truly.  Maya By Friendly Ghost1. Two PoemsMayaIt is half filledAnd it remains only half filledNo matter what I achieveOr acquire. It is half emptyAnd it remains only half emptyNo matter what I fail at doingOr what I lose. (Ah! But this cup feels fuller whe...  more...
 Shree Sharma | 21:37 | 27/Aug/2007
Friends: (464)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: reading
Why?
In India we think of very high of those people who are living or working abroad !!! As a student or as a professional we grow up with a dream of studying or working abroad.I feel nothing in the world is like India. We leave behind our families and the place where we were brought up, once we leave then we realize what we have missed.I have seen a bl...  more...
 Tania A | 22:38 | 14/Aug/2007
Friends: (76)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: songs, hills, tre...
Good girls r jus like this
hello everyone well m back after mnths!! nice to c u all here well today i jus wanted to post this pic its true n nice ciao tc  more...
 asheesh awasthi | 11:33 | 3/Dec/2007
Friends: (42)  | City: Kanpur  | Interests: sight seeing n "b...
confession
मुझे गम नहीँ जो नींद ना मयस्सर होमेरे मौला मुझे ख्वाबों से र&#...  more...
 Iftekhar Ahmed | 19:20 | 4/Nov/2007
Friends: (82)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: chatting, playing...
Toot jata hun
Toot jaata hoon jab yaad karta hoon bikhar jaata hoon jab bhi sochta hoonzarra zarra mera jal ke shola ho jaata hairom rom mein tees si utthne lagti haidil bechaara chup chaap dekhta rehta haiaur aankhein baadal ban jaati hainmehsoos karta hoon kuchh armaanon kizindaa laashon ko jalaa dena suntaa hoon unki cheekhon ko kaan bandd karkebedard se dard...  more...
 Indigo Iris | 17:04 | 27/Nov/2007
Friends: (71)  | City: terra firma  | Interests: poems,country mus...
The Maker's Will...
Faces unknown stare at youWhat do they say, you wonder anewEyes that tell many a taleTake me home, some sadly bewailOft they plea, hear me outYou're left to cringe, shudder and doubtOf God's mysteries, old as rockSome to cradle, some to mockOthers left to dusty trailFull of woes, and oh, so frailNone ever to bail them outOn their own must fight the...  more...
 naushaba qaiser | 19:34 | 14/Nov/2007
Friends: (18)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Making friends,co...
Maut
Kyaa koii chudaa paayaa hai daaman maut se.... Kyaa koii rok paayaa hai janaaze maut ke... Aaj huii aur ek maut hai.... Khatam huii hai har AARZOO.... Tamannao kii maut hai.....    more...
 A S | 10:11 | 5/Nov/2007
Friends: (356)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Food, Books, Movi...
Why God allows pain
 This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen... A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barb...  more...
 Teddy Bear | 09:54 | 9/Nov/2007
Friends: (159)  | City: In her heart...in yours too...  | Interests: Pampering her...
Scribbles from the past - Great minds th...
Raju  :   “Abey Panda.. Rasgullaa”!   (Hey Panda.. “Rasgullaa”) Panda  :  “Muh mey hai be”! (I have them in my mouth) Rourkela had always been a cosmopolitan town; pardon me for using this word more in a national sense than international. Probably you wont associate cosmopolitanism with an Indian town, it has always been more of a “city” term. But ...  more...
 mesha bhat | 08:49 | 26/Sep/2007
Friends: (130)  | Interests: reading,poetry,pa...
He..He...This one rocks..
"The Obedient Wife" There was a man who had worked all his life, had savedall of his money, and was a real "miser" when it cameto his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When Idie, I want you to take all my money and put it in thecasket with me. I want to take my money to theafterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, ...  more...
 Gloria Aurora | 16:52 | 28/May/2007
Friends: (462)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: In almost everyth...
Run.....the race of life
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the fastest lion. If he cannot, then he will be eaten. Every morning in Africa a lion awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the slowest gazelle. If he cannot, he will die of hunger. Whether you choose ...  more...
 Santosh K | 00:51 | 10/Nov/2006
Friends: (17)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: surfing,music,cri...
Indians
FACTS TO MAKE EVERY Indian PROUD Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) ? A. Rajiv Gupta Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)? A. Vinod Dahm Q. Who is the third richest man on the world? A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji, who is the CEO of Wi...  more...
 Its Me | 15:24 | 25/Nov/2006
Friends: (27)  | City: Agartala  | Interests: Movies
How do you know whether you are making a difference in your friends life? In fact, how do we ever know that we make a difference in anyone's life? Does that person say it to us, or do we keep waiting for a hint?What about the days when you realize you dont? How do you cope with it?It leaves you wondering what is friendship about?What are the things...  more...
 gal gal | 14:18 | 9/Jul/2007
Friends: (99)  | Interests: anything,,many th...
LOVE.....AN INSANE QUEST.....
A long relationship....shattered within secondsA surging pain splittin nervesA vengence for love A hatred rootin withinA sorrow A pain....A trajedy..................words scribbled, blog after blog....teary eyeddays weeks month pass bya sour wound dries upa slow relief dawnsA better mornin a peaceful nitePain and sorrows are past......................  more...
 Namrata Hari... | 09:16 | 11/Dec/2007
Friends: (351)  | City: Bhubaneshwar  | Interests: JILL OF ALL TRADE...
The "DATE -RAPE"
Drug-Facilitated Sexual Assault(WARNING AND DISCLAIMER: The readers are advised to apply their common sense after reading this article and behave responsibly. However, I am not responsible if someone picks a tip from the article and uses it with criminal intentions. Care has been taken to keep some portions and the names of the drugs ambiguous, to ...  more...
 Hardeep Singh | 11:55 | 9/Nov/2007
Friends: (374)  | City: Ludhiana  | Interests: surfing , Reading...
HAPPY DIWALI
THIS DEEPAWALI ,LET'S LIGHT THE LAMP OF HAPPINESS TO SPREAD HAPPINESS & PEACE ALL AROND THE WORLD. MAY THIS DEEPAWALI BRING PEACE,JOY & HAPPINESS IN YOUR LIFE WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY & CHEERFUL DEEPAWALI.  more...
 swati naik | 10:08 | 2/Dec/2007
Friends: (8)  | City: Storyland  | Interests: I tell stories......
Leave me alone
Leave me alone here,Where the shadows of the sun tickle my feet,Where sequestered moons of my twenty years, They rub their silver scales against lonely wounds. Here, where the night skies wallow in my smallness.I will worship my own godsI will fight my own demonsHere, the evening prayer chants carry my soulHere, the temple’s inner sanctum beckonsOh...  more...
 Isha Cally | 11:50 | 20/Oct/2006
Friends: (340)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Nothing,,,,,!
SHUBH DEEPAWALI
WISHING ALL OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,,,,JOY, SPLENDOUR, HAPPINESS AND PROSPERTY ON THIS FUN FILLED OCCASION OF DIWALI,,,! MAY THIS FESTIVE OF LIGHT BRIGHTENS & BRING PEACE AND PROSPERITY IN LIFE... HAPPY DIWALI,,,!    more...
 Priya Nair | 09:09 | 13/Dec/2006
Friends: (29)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: Movies, Music, Re...
THE MIRACULOUS LOVE OF MY LIFE - PART 4
           Feb 2005 came my way……….but he (Santosh) couldn’t come to India.  His leave got postponed further to July 2005.  And I kept waiting as if he is going to come tomorrow.  Waiting was difficult every time for me.  I couldn’t spend my days thinking of him and counting days left to see him once again.  I used to cry with the pain of separatio...  more...
 namrata sharma | 12:55 | 27/Nov/2007
Friends: (73)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: are many...!!typi...
POST # 2
today is November 27th! my lasty post is dated November 10 ! Not bad!! not bad at all!! i am kinda returning to my blog!! yiiipppiieee..!and..even these 17days have been so adventurous. the current course of my life is absolutely distict from the life course, when the last blog was written!HAPPENING, it is then! my life! in the truest sense of the ...  more...
 raja rani | 18:59 | 17/Nov/2006
Friends: (60)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: Music
 more...
 The Princess | 12:17 | 4/Nov/2007
Friends: (201)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Nature , life , f...
Sex....
 Teenage sex on the sly; Indians concerned!By: Barsha Nag Bhowmick.Copyright : www.broadband.indiatimes.com" Sex no longer is a taboo amongst today's teenagers. According to a recent survey, teenagers across urban India are getting into physical relationships, which are dragging them and their partners at health risks. A cross section of the Indian...  more...
 meeta mehta | 20:36 | 28/Apr/2007
Friends: (140)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: writing , reading...
Just like that
Its so strange that while choosing something as big as a life partner , the first thing which is asked for is about the physical appearance of the person.All the newspaper add would be saying "Wanted slim , fair , tall etc etc" .no one ever writes someone whose wise , good at heart , interesting , I mean theres actually so much to look for and ask ...  more...
 Swati NitinG... | 17:33 | 4/Nov/2007
Friends: (224)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Writing, Reading ...
Emergency or Marshall Law in Pakistan
It seems that its time Gen Mush has realised that until and unless hedeclares emergency or Marshall law in the country his position is indanger. However I would I like to ask the fellow bloggers what do theythink about this emergency? Is there some hidden motive behind theemergency? Does the Prez has some other Ace in his sleeves? Please dowrite in...  more...
 meena sundar | 23:15 | 3/Dec/2007
Friends: (508)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: Life
Current … Wind….Life !?
  Every time a word is utteredIt creates a specific meaning!                                                      Life is a boat, it swaysBecause of current- current due to wind.                   Current moves along with the Wind’s direction.That is the nature of current.  We also move with the words of airLike the boat.  Surviving everything…That ...  more...
 Bole Toh | 16:42 | 9/Aug/2007
Friends: (289)  | City: alien city  | Interests: kabhi haddi todna...
Munna..... Kidhar se wapas tapka?
Kya mamu log..... maze mein? Kya aanti log......... kaisa chal rahela hai? Blog-giri mast chal rahela hai ki nahi?Ae Circuit, tu kya udhar-ich ko-ne mein khada rahega? Arre! kam se kam haal-chaal toh poochna mangta hai na!Circuit: "Bhai, apun ko sharam aa rahela hai. idhar ladki log bahut aati hai na..... apun ki toh ladki log ke saamne ek-dum tigh...  more...
 Jayanthi Gur... | 22:51 | 27/Nov/2007
Friends: (486)  | City: Noida  | Interests: Reading, Music, K...
This is a forwarded msg. hope worth sharing with you all...If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children. PLEASE, DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "He...  more...
 Neela S | 12:09 | 16/Dec/2006
Friends: (49)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: Nothing interests...
Give me a break!
This blog is "dedicated" to all men (or that's what they call themselves) whose favorite passtime is eve-teasing.I religiously follow one quote .... "I would rather tread through a lonely jungle full of panthers and hyenas rather than walk through a lane full of men"  Because, animals attack you only when they are hungry or when they feel they are ...  more...
 vani r | 14:26 | 7/Nov/2006
Friends: (15)  | Interests: reading, writing,...
no roses, no chocolates
She rushes to the loo and looks in the mirror. Am I looking exhausted and awful? Never mind… Looks have never bothered me, and moreover, I can't change the way I look. Take me as I am, that's what she always believed in. Whether it was her career or her personal life, she always held a very no-nonsense approach to life. She straightens her green sa...  more...
 alpana | 12:08 | 10/Dec/2007
Friends: (240)  | City: NOIDA  | Interests: painting, reading...
ek aisi hi kaali shyayi si raat mein hum miley they kabhi aasmaan mein they makesh sey sitaarey aur chand chipa tha pedoan key peecheyraat key andherey ki chaaya thihawa mein mehak dono key milan kigoonj rahi thi kanoan mein logoa ki baatein aakhir andherey mein jab kuch dikhta nahiubharti hain saari aas paas ki awaazeintum keh rehey theykaash idha...  more...
 pratibha v | 23:40 | 17/Nov/2006
Friends: (50)  | City: Aurangabad  | Interests: reading, animatio...
*Roles in Heaven :
*Brahma*Systems Installation*Vishnu* Systems Administration & Support*Lakshmi * Finance and Accounts consultant*Saraswati*Training and Knowledge Management*Shiva*DBA (Crash Specialist)*Ganesh *Quality Assuarance & Documentation*Narada* Data transfer*Yama*Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant*Chitragupta*IDP & Personal Records*Apsaras*Downloadable ...  more...
 gouri rao | 00:30 | 22/Apr/2007
Friends: (19)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: music,reading, mo...
learnt again!!!
so m back with some stuff... i have no clue whether i'll make a point or not.... but i'll definitely try to write something for my own satisfaction... coz its been a while since i penned my thoughts... i dont know why am i remembering this episode that took place in my life... but since itz long gone i thought of letting it out... i had met a guy i...  more...
 Kunjal Thackar | 21:11 | 31/Dec/2006
Friends: (176)  | City: Gurgaon  | Interests: stocks,friends,tr...
New Year Wish
Happy New Year to all my blogger family May every day of new year be better than previous best day May you find more true friends on blog then u expected May you find health, wealth & character May all your wishes gets fulfilled May our friendship grow May god bless you Luv Kunjal  more...